calm down.

Who is this whiny little bitch.

While riding the Bart once a girl was sobbing on the phone to someone in a language that sounded like gibberish, after about a minute of this she started projectile vomiting. The strange thing is some people actually stayed on the train car with her like nothing happened while her vomit covered the floor of the train…

I think Bart and Muni stories are winning on here, I have never been so traumatized by acts of pure grossness on public transit then when I moved to the Bay Area.

I walked by a homeless man taking a gigantic dump on the sidewalk in front of me, and although he was squatting he was walking at the same time. Unfortunately this image is burned in my memory.

Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

remember those words, because you will be eating them. No pun intended.

What type of weed was she smoking? Was it laced with crack?

oh ScarJo I used to like you mildly, until you decided that you were above nicknames... Snob.

ok she's 16 so this is pretty irrelevant.

I read her last name as: Hairy-Penis hehe

Shhhhhhh

I love you!

"mum" is she British now?

Jessica Simpson does NOT weigh 114 lbs.

I predict North West is going to be very different from the rest of this family.

Cold comfort! I'm going to have to use that. Is this really the new norm? Sigh.

*has borderline

I suffered from mental and physical abuse as a child at her hand. She had borderline personality disorder and has done so many disgusting things to me I can't count. Our last encounter was last Christmas where at my 80 year old grandmothers nursing home she pulled me aside and told me "the whole family hates you…

Every three months with my Dad. Estranged from my mother. So I don't call anyone, kinda sad, but poison must be kept at a distance.