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I think you should provide more detailed instructions on what the correct hairstyles for artists should be. Otherwise, people of goodwill might accidentally choose looks that you have deemed unacceptable.

Voted Most Likely to be Mistaken for a Very Buff Otter

Had a little chat with Amazon. Book page now links to Kindle page as it should. Other ebook formats are available from the usual suspects. While I have your attention, I'll also point out that my contribution to the collection is also available as a standalone ebook. Just sayin'.…

Retroactively, if possible.

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Hey, Jack—