Those are obviously for the giant spiders.

I'm not 100% sure, but I believe this is known as "bicycle racing".

I ride all the time and I fully endorse this comment

"Running over bike riders is in no way justifiable" - I respectfully disagree.

Your fumbling around with groceries and your butt plug just falls out and wedges the door closed, i see how this can happen to anyone.

He used a butt plug to demonstrate what happens..... epic!

You don't smoke, do you?

WILL IT BABY?!?!?!

Thank you for clearing that up, bro. Because, you know, no one on Deadspin is going for a cheap laugh.

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Oh, this is absolute horseshit.

"ants! ants!"

Coach: Alright boys, huddle up. After this here practice with you little shits is done, this guy has a date with both of his mother's sisters. You pieces of crap know who's gettin' laid tonight!?

Ban all ants, immediately.

Seriously I am calling the cops right now. Stop advocating for juggalo meth-swill on my fucking scientific beverage ranking, goddammit.

How far can you punt a football?

Jets Fan Returns to Studio Apartment, Immediately Suspended from Ceiling Fan

There was a time in the 2000s where every teenage boy, especially non-car types, worshiped this car. It's this massive over hyping that has caused me to despise Eleanor replicas.

Go get your own internet, Canada.

Slotted? I've actually never heard that, and worked in construction management for years.