ironically enough female strippers have a higher than normal rate of physically abusive fathers.

* Using a credit/debit card at a convenience store for purchases less than $10.

Previous-gen Range Rover Vogue Autobiography (my favourite body style and depreciated quickly enough to be within budget), and Triumph Street Triple (pre-facelift, I prefer the circular headlights). I'd inevitably spend the rest repairing and fueling the Rangie. I get the comfort and utility with the Range Rover, and…

go fuck yourself.

Dudebro is an idiot. But cops are trained to de-escalate situations. This cop did the exact opposite, and thus is very much the one in the wrong.

Why you gotta be so rude?

Must be nice that FIFA/Premier League have no need for corporate sponsorship. So pure...

Nah

I mean, he's LeBron's agent. Of course he's going to be rich.

Go away, you dildo

Another happy reader!

Really interested on where you get your insider information on how Nashville works.

You forgot to mention the title of the painting, "The Aristocrats."

This is discouraging - several anonymous teens described the gay kid as undraftable.

Does Atlanta have too many Waffle Houses, or does the rest of the world have too few?

I know you'll never be more popular than the Italian combo with that kind of attitude.

Oh, come on. Non-whites aren't even allowed to rush in the SEC, let alone hold a paddle.

Great. GREAT. Now you've gone and pissed off the actual, official Cap'n Crunch Facebook page.

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I've never heard of "Honey Smackers" but I'm pretty sure the Jezebel crowd is going to lose its shit.