Well you should have made a funny meme video a few years ago or something - that’s how healthcare works in this country now. You’re either cute enough or charismatic enough to get other people to pay for your healthcare for you or you file bankruptcy. 

Agreed. People are frequently pretty terrible at taking photos that actually show what happened in a way that is legible to people who weren’t there in person. Documenting stuff with photos is a huge part of my job, and I’ve found that even though everybody now has a camera on them at all times, many of them can’t…

We’ll pay another $5 for Netflix, but be dammed if the state or city asks us for another $10 in taxes for situations like this.

Priorities I guess.

I mean, that’s the cops motto that is not written.

I need a place for the old shit I bought but don’t need otherwise I won’t have room for the new shit I bought but don’t need.

If God loves Black people at all, they will both die horribly. Soon.

Well, he's an American now.

Wait what is an MBE? Mercedes Benz Excellence?

I love how a girlfriend’s highly specific and unprompted statement, corroborated by a lawyer who also represented the alleged bomb builder, that the guy was building bombs in an identified location is seen as insufficient for a warrant to search said location, but...

I too would like a legendary loaf.

Vodka and mail-order brides.

She’ll go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene...

I can’t wait to put this baby into H!

They can’t even get the spare tire cover level for a promo shot?

Fuckery.

Yeah, I don’t see it. There’s absolutely zero business case for laundering a Russian SUV through an Italian marque to sell in the U.S. market that isn’t lacking for comparable product. This thing smells like a Russian mobster-fueled RICO investigation waiting to happen.

No way would I hand over my son’s phone to this lunatic. 

And yet there are people who are saying that the father should have deescalated everything by letting them look at his son’s phone. I call bullshit. I don’t think you owe anyone anything if you’re minding your business and doing nothing wrong. You could deescalate a situation by not making outrageous allegations.

I saw this on The Root yesterday. This woman needs to be charged with a crime. I’m confused as to why this hasn’t happened yet.

I think most people would have rolled down or broken a window and dug out. Not sure what kept him from trying anything over the 10 hour period