In a Vantablack frictionless paint job.

Has anybody ever launched one of these out of a pumpkin cannon?

The next new chant at Trump rallies will be:

High end racing yachts are built out of carbon fiber. That is literally a huge “carbon” footprint.

Perhaps we’re overdue for an updated remake of the 1986 movie Soul Man.

I fancy my corpse being deployed as a crash test dummy in some European luxury car.

“This vile idiot needs a round...”
What a “vile idiot” really is is someone who doesn’t fact check.

“The only thing that stops a bad guy with motor oil is a good guy with kitty litter.”

...C) mobile phone horizontally mounted on belt clip.

Translated from Italian:

Toyota Supra $50,920

Our daughter, now 8, slept in the exact same model car seat pictured in the article until she was over 6 months old. She wouldn’t fall asleep in her rocking bassinet and the car seat fit perfectly onto it so I was still able to rock her to sleep.

You all just wait.

The kid version of me wonders why it didn’t take off flying with the doors open like my Matchbox cars would.

Are you allowed to repair one of those yourself?

This deserves to be made into a meme.

My thought exactly. When she appeared in the video all I could hear for the rest of it was Breakout playing in my head.

Whoever designed this had Kim Dotcom in mind.

Who’s loofahing Melania’s stretch marks?

I’d wager Trump fantasizes about Ivanka painted in gold.