I’m sure they’ve used Goat Simulator to work out all possible scenarios before initiating live goat deployment.

There’s a greener way of body disposal if you don’t mind going down the drain. Alkaline Hydrolysis. Dissolving the the body with hot water and a little bit of lye.

“When’s Apple going to make us gasp again?”

I don’t know... perhaps the FBI would follow up by sending over their own version of a “Gio” character to try to procure some “lads?” Of course doing it all on the DL.

Do you suppose someone’s going to put out a body kit to make this car look like a Fiero?

Old Spice... like my uncle did in the 70's.

Had to go into hiding for shooting vertical video.

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Jobs and Woz were self made. In the early days they were building and selling computers out of a garage. It’s probably safe to say that Jobs knew first hand of the “devil in details.”

The House went back and to the left!

“The Winklevingion.”

I remember that in the 80s I always thought that Michael Douglas looked old to me even back then.

“VAG, FAP...” what the hell is it with the Europeans?

A creepy children’s casket just doesn’t cut it.

Nagging neck injury if I recall...

This car is exactly what I would’ve expected to see in a live action Speed Racer movie. I think it is beautiful too.

In the post apocalyptic future there will be no shortage of carbs apparently.

Like Bernie Madoff, perhaps this guy got time mainly because he ripped off rich people.

Not all Maseratis are two seat sports cars.

...And a new set of knees.