Apparently Cook Funeral & Cremation Services also offers burial at sea.

Best advice Yoda ever gave.

TRT 4 LIFE

Cue the Peter North videos...

Is there also a video which counts all the ladies he’s boned?

Back in the day this cereal had a similar effect. If I remember correctly, the results were “blue.”

Making coconuts into radios ARE military secrets!!!

By all means, fine VW into oblivion...

How would you suppose that thing would fare a shotgun blast? Because here in Southern Nevada it’s apparently okay to blow away someone through a locked window if you think they’re trying to break into your home.

FYI, anabolic steroids and human growth hormone help facilitate “miraculous” recovery.

...In San Diego?

It appears so...

Too bad that nice big open space on the living room wall had to wait ~50 years for the flatscreen TV to come along.

The male astronauts sleep quarters are nicknamed “the wank pod.”

Shoes? Don’t you mean house slippers?

I was pleasantly shocked when I discovered that my T-Mobile LTE data speed was over twice as fast as my fairly speedy Cox home internet speed.

I’m afraid I’m gonna have to be that guy...

Dinner at 2pm.

I love this woman...