Chicago 1980, every weekday morning early before leaving for high school. I would never miss an episode.

I suppose instantly would be preferable to lingering as far as dying is concerned. Don't you think? What comes to mind is one of those oil filled transformers exploding up on a power pole.

Apparently I've been speaking perfect Australian for years.

It looked like Matt was going around 60 when he blew past this:

That'll buff right out!

Couldn't they've used some kind of synthetic oil? Isn't the point of synthetic oil to be able to flow at low temps? Or does that only apply for motor oil.

...Because you needed gloves to operate it?

That, while keeping your cigarette lit too.

Wow, Susan Sarandon has really let herself go. . .

Perhaps now it's prudent to do what the Russians do and start the cameras rolling when the engine is switched on.

"Don't fly for me Argentina. . ."

FYI, if you'd like to experience the thrill of blasting down a snow covered road at high speed, try snowmobiling. This road looks just like the snowmobile trials in Upper Peninsula Michigan, and you can go much faster than a car, even one with AWD and studded tires. Good times.

Prep is the key to a lasting finish. My floor wasn't in bad condition to begin with so I scrubbed with Simple green, pressure washed and then etched the concrete thoroughly with muriatic acid from the Home Depot pool supplies department applied with a garden sprayer. Neutralized the acid with baking soda in…

They don't provide nearly enough color chips with the floor epoxy kits, but they do stock packs of extra color chips in the aisle where the floor kits are sold. Be sure to have enough on hand.

Time to implement the Penn Jillette Rule: "Before being allowed to board a flight passengers must eat a piece of bacon and lightly kiss the genitals of the attendant whose gender matches theirs."

Will anybody ever find Carole Lombard's wedding ring?

For $20,000 one way I would want the staff to be wearing the entire I Dream of Jeannie costume, not the headgear only.

Please scale up for flying car!