Wow, Susan Sarandon has really let herself go. . .

Perhaps now it's prudent to do what the Russians do and start the cameras rolling when the engine is switched on.

"Don't fly for me Argentina. . ."

FYI, if you'd like to experience the thrill of blasting down a snow covered road at high speed, try snowmobiling. This road looks just like the snowmobile trials in Upper Peninsula Michigan, and you can go much faster than a car, even one with AWD and studded tires. Good times.

Prep is the key to a lasting finish. My floor wasn't in bad condition to begin with so I scrubbed with Simple green, pressure washed and then etched the concrete thoroughly with muriatic acid from the Home Depot pool supplies department applied with a garden sprayer. Neutralized the acid with baking soda in…

They don't provide nearly enough color chips with the floor epoxy kits, but they do stock packs of extra color chips in the aisle where the floor kits are sold. Be sure to have enough on hand.

Time to implement the Penn Jillette Rule: "Before being allowed to board a flight passengers must eat a piece of bacon and lightly kiss the genitals of the attendant whose gender matches theirs."

Will anybody ever find Carole Lombard's wedding ring?

For $20,000 one way I would want the staff to be wearing the entire I Dream of Jeannie costume, not the headgear only.

Please scale up for flying car!

IR thermometer = HANDIEST TOOL IN THE KITCHEN.

IR thermometer = HANDIEST TOOL IN THE KITCHEN.

It must have been '84 or '85 when I was a kid driving my Dodge D50 in stop and go bumper to bumper rush hour traffic North bound on Milwaukee Ave just South of Dundee Rd back in good old Wheeling Ill. I glance to my left and was stunned to see this guy driving his car in the lane next to mine while he was furiously…

That's cool for billionaire Elon. Because he's rich he already has access to flying cars. . . Helicopters!

Never mind the dubious claims about "Nano Flow Cell" battery technology. . . What I'm interested in finding out about is the apparent breakthrough in superconducting levitating hair!

Never mind the dubious claims about the "Nano Flow Cell" battery technology. . . What I'm interested in finding out about is the apparent breakthrough in superconducting levitating hair!

Never mind the dubious claims about the "Nano Flow Cell" battery technology. . . What I'm interested in finding out about is the apparent breakthrough in superconducting levitating hair!

Never mind the dubious claims about the "Nano Flow Cell" battery technology. . . What I'm interested in finding out about is the apparent breakthrough in superconducting levitating hair!

I don't understand what the German Beer Purity Law of 1516 has to do with recommended speed.