-“After all, America’s military might can easily topple any third world government, the military part of the operation is not the challenging one; it is the political one that follows that is most perilous.”-

It looks like you are suffering from too many projects. It is a very common problem among people in the Mopar family. The Turbo Dodges of the 80s show similar problems. The only cure is to sell off one or two of your projects before you end up with a backyard full of half working cars.

Personally feel like if you want to put your self at harm and it doesn’t harm anyone else, the government should have no business telling you, “No”

It sure as Hell is, and I ought to know, because I am 61 and I am old. Old as the fuckin’ hills. Old old old.

Just face it man, the only reason 60 year olds don’t seem old anymore is because you got older too.

“You have to admire a person using the right tool for the job.”

These are one of the few cars where a vacuum leak can be accompanied by a fuel line leak and the two together make the car actually run okay.

“...assuming no engine troubles”

Lieber Herr Demuro,

The same reason we reluctantly bought a minivan — having a family changes your perspective on things to make you do things that didn’t make sense before. This was a decade-long decision for self-defense in our household, and was finally agreed to because of my responsibility, willingness, and shooting skill. Buying a…

When we put the Eclipse from FnF 1 in Forza 6, I was pushing hard for it to have 15 gears (i work at turn 10.) Alas, we gave it only 5.

I smile every time I walk out to mine and tend to look back at it to make sure it’s good where I left it. Then I smile.

Sometimes, I open my garage to look at my cars when I have no intention to use them. It reminds me that America is awesome and that if you work a fuckton you can own basically whatever you want.

Oh boy, I am going to get a lot of shit from people, but I could never see the justification for that front. It looks like a high person smiling. Sorry. Don’t kill me. Please.

Yeah... uh, no.

Thank you for realizing this is satire and proceeding to say even crazier things, non-satirically.

Is Winterkorn savvy enough to know that cheating is afoot?

As an engineering manager who works in an industry with a lot of government regulations, I don’t buy this argument. With the new diesel emission standard being released in 2009, this had to be a pretty big project on their radar with high visibility. No single engineer decided this was the way to beat the standard.…