Counterpoint: Fuck cucumbers, they are failed pickles.

Nope, I just don’t give a shit about that kind of stuff. Same with band members. There’s bands I’ve been listening to for 30 years that I couldn’t name a single member of.

I use straws on drinks in cans or a glass that has ice in it. The ice machine in my fridge makes ice like this:

I love pickles, but I hate pickles on burgers. When you’re eating a burger, all of the flavors blend together for the perfect greasy burger flavor... until you hit the pickle. Then your taste buds say, “that was a pickle.” The flavor doesn’t work with everything else, and I don’t get why people love it so much.

Honestly, you seem like the problem here.

I hope you found some sort of peace within yourself after getting that off your chest. 

One day I hope to be as funny as you!

Fucking casual. Snake is the House is easy. Contact me when you’ve upgraded to ‘Spider in the house’ which features ‘wolf spiders that jump on you and the dog and your dog is a pitiful coward’, ‘spinner spider that somehow wove an entire web across the door that you know wasn’t there last night and you run into it’…

Starred and Flagged.

This is so bad it is good.  

Copa? Copa ca-ban-him!

I’m not gonna lie.....I actually like that

Not quite the same but this is similar to Napster and music piracy. If you make something difficult legally (or in this case unavailable) then people will find a way whether legal or not. Once Spotify and similar services became readily available music piracy dropped off quite a bit (at least to my knowledge it did,…

Nope. 256gb is not enough. Not only that, I don’t want to pay the exorbitantly inflated price to move from up from 256gb to 512gb. I mean $200 is an utter ripoff for 256gb of storage when you can buy 512 in microSD for less than half that. So yeah, I’ll keep bitching about it even though I’m fully aware I’ve just…

STFU shit eater

jesus christ, everyone involved in Philly sports is a fucking idiot. 

What a shitroen show.

I still can’t get over that last car coming in like 20 seconds later at full speed and plowing into the pile.  Do they not have radios?  Were the corner marshals not vigorously waving flags?  Was he all, “Here’s my chance to go from 15th to 1st!  See you suckers!”

It’s OK. Sometimes I don’t think either.