Ridiculously un-athletic (compared to everyone else on the field) QBs pick up first downs routinely, and (rarely) punters/kickers have managed to as well, and their success rate in attempting them is not that bad. Further, being able to squirt through the line and falling forward for a few feet is possible if your…

It still completely undercuts their message to be encouraging their readers to ditch Amazon while also having their pay checks at least in part fulfilled by Amazon kickbacks.

Honestly, does Adam Schefter ever really “journalistically report” on the NFL?

Do they not let that relationship influence their reporting? There’s really no way to know, but they surely haven’t said that Amazon is deplorable and no one should accept their ads. People see a Bayer logoed binder clip at their doctor’s office and then decide that the only reason their doctor recommended taking a…

I don’t think it’s quite as cut and dry as that. Yes, the MAGA chuds are going to be the loudest and dumbest about sticking to sports, because they are the loudest and dumbest about everything.  But, there are also going to be otherwise regular people who might not be as militant about sticking to sports, but…

It’s not like he’s trying to act holier than thou

Remember the first Assassin Creed? :)

Going to guess Pete doesn’t venture out of NYC much if he thinks Central Florida is in the “middle of fucking nowhere.” It’s 20 minutes from the Orlando airport.

I think I would have titled this “Asshole has point about cellphones, is still an asshole”

Dunking on Russians is as American as apple pie

Rolled my eyes so hard I saw my own brain.

Grilled cheese is a sandwich, because it’s a sandwich before you cook it. You could eat a non-grilled cheese sandwich just fine.

Hmm, how about we make football more like baseball and allow each NFL team to have slightly different dimensions for its football field. Say you can make the field up to 20% longer or shorter (80-120 yards) and wider or narrower (+/- 10-15 feet). Teams would be able to change the field dimensions to play to their…

Yeah....no. Maybe at the Wendy’s where you live, but I’ve tried the same sammich at 3 different Wendy’s...and let’s just say it doesn’t compare.

Not getting into the political aspect.  I don’t go to *any* restaurant based on their political stance.  I go to them...to eat.

Really? I don’t know a single person who puts sauce on a chik fil a sandwich, and that includes ketchup. Nuggets, sure. But saucing a sandwich? Nope.

Where do you go to eat your gays?

Thanks for stopping by and letting us all know that you don’t like fried chicken.

Right. I’m going to give the guy in the car that started on fire a little leeway here on account of the fact that he was in the car that started on fire. I’m pretty sure that wouldn’t be my best moment, either.

That track worker clearly had a fucking problem from the very beginning. Guess what if you’re being an asshole someone is going to call you an asshole. Dudes car wouldn’t shut off because IT WAS ON FUCKING FIRE. A track worker should know that during a fucking fire an electric failure could happen. Being a track worker…

Solidly Team NoOne.