The first Downton film was a massive hit for a film of its scale (that’s why this new film even exists), showing there were still people in the world who wanted pleasantly gentle cinema. (Paddington 2 looks like Trainspotting in comparison.) DA was never cutting-edge. That was part of its appeal. The stakes were…

I’ve got to admit, I’m less offended than I am just feeling a combination of disblief and hilarity. The idea someone actually deliberately designed this blows my mind.

I thought he stuck both landings. Ex Machina wraps up with a great “oh fuck!” moment, while Annihilation provides an unnerving Hitchcockian ending (after a hell of a ride).

The Imperium is absolute not represented as the good guy. They are the most common point of view faction because...it’s easier to think your way through the lens of what humanity is capable of than aliens. Good though? Absolutely not.

Forgotten realms isn’t really generic tho. The most generic dnd setting is grayhawk with dragonlance being a close second. Forgotten realms is buck wild. I’d recommend finders bane trilogy if you want some weirdness

He's not even the most annoying character in Temple of Doom...

Temple of Doom is perfectly watchable. Crystal Skull, on the other hand…

So send Short Round on a globetrotting, treasure-hunting adventure in the 1970s? I like the possibilities here — make him like Bruce Lee but with a bull whip.

level 100 at raya lucaria? Jesus, you probably went full “Alan Moore’s Harry Potter” on that school, yeah?

i don’t think it’s so much that it’s distracting as much as something that people can point at and go ‘we know this is fake’ and feel like they know something. 

Every single Marvel movie got under a B+ last year what a weird comment

SO edgy, SO shocking, to make a joke about someone with alopecia.  Oh wait...alopecia is the main cause of hair loss for people across the globe...and dudes get made fun of it all day every day and nobody gives a shit...and its not an illness...  Is it mean?  Sure.  Does it warrant *literally assaulting someone*?  No,…

Yeah. While I’m sympathetic to people with cosmetic conditions, I truly am. It can’t be easy, but it’s not like she has a physical disability that limits what she can do. Ask Liza how hard it is to show up when you’re truly disabled.

Oh shush, Epic are fine and have one of the best game engines in the business.

“Not sure why the hostility here other than that being the default mode of communication on the internet”

I wish there was a way that when you use multiplayer (or connect online) it would apply these weapon nerfs but single player was left untouched, as a toggle. I loved my build but now it feels bad and I’m gonna go find something else I guess.

That overeducation is not going to pay for itself!

What, this place is so desperate for content it's resorted to publishing term papers? 

“Excuse me, sir - can you tell me where to find a girlfriend?”
“Aisle twelve, top shelf - if you see the dog food, you’ve gone too far.”

I know that subheadline was written to purely be clickbait snark, but seriously fuck you.