Ah, this guy again. I kind of wonder if he’s drunk when he makes these posts, but...probably not.

The weird thing is that 40K fascists don’t seem ignorant of the satire, they just use it as plausible deniability when they’re called out.

Hell yes. I miss a football game where you can just suplex guys on the other team for no reason.

they feel like young baristas rather than young thugs

I really am sick and tired of snark and “lolwackyrandom” humor and the thing where everyone’s a psychopath because it’s supposedly funny.

Except for Keith David, because he’d rather keep things professional.

Just about. I don’t know what it is about Nintendo franchises that seems to bring in so many dumbasses. Pokemon, Smash, Fire Emblem - all of them have some of the worst fans, even by gaming standards.

Super Smash Bros. Ultimate competitive community really hates everything, but doesn’t hate anything quite as much as they hate Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.

Nobody actually says “freaking.” That’s what gets me.

But boy, I can’t remember the last time a major release whiffed its pre-release routine so badly.

Wish they’d have balance patches for PvP that don’t affect PvE. I touched multiplayer about 3 times, which was when I had to in order to get to Mohgwyn Palace.

Yeah, that image definitely came to mind.

I really want Goldlewis and Bridget to be friends now. It would be adorable.

These guys all seem to have a weird relationship with memory. They don’t seem to pick up on any of the themes or characterization in properties they claim to be fans of, they only process their memory of those things in the context of whatever culture war bullshit they’re currently on. Like they’ll say they’re not…

Almost exactly the same thing I do when it does exist. I come here about twice a month, if that. All of Kinja’s best writers are long gone.

I don’t know, the trailer looks to me pretty much like a lot of D&D campaigns if you translated them into live-action. With some homebrew, of course. What makes D&D great isn’t something any two people will agree on exactly.

You can’t just like a game if you’re a blogger, you have to constantly be on the lookout for impurities. But the right people over at r/KotakuInAction or GameFAQs will find the article, and complain about it, and give Kotaku something to write about, and the symbiotic relationship will continue until we’re all sick.

There was a bag on the floor this week and all THREE of my kitties got stuck in it within half an hour of it being there.

“gamey game-game nonsense”

Yeah, that seems like something Logan Paul would do.