Getting screamed at by this asshole sure sounds like a lot of fun:

“NEIIIIIIII!”

I don’t know who Aubrey O’Day is. I don’t know who (possibly *what*) Danity Kane is. I’m not gonna look it up. I’m just going to revel in my ignorance.

Shut the fuck up.

Just Don’t Do It

This whole administration knows how to speak Raving Fuckwit.

The governor’s staff told the students that Ducey was unavailable

This man will not shut up or dribble.

Interestingly, saying “Tom Brady’s son’s kiss” takes about 1 Tom Brady Son’s Kiss to say.

An even crazier idea? Hiring women to work in sports regardless of the gender of players.

“Gimme a T!”

Shot:

At least we now know what is in the Fucktomb.

“It’s like I’m living a movie,” Mr. Smith said, when asked for comment.

Nice dogwhistle on the “prison” too. Like he’s destined for prison just because he’s a smart black child. Like racist, ignorant teachers aren’t a vital part of the school-to-prison pipeline. Like you aren’t the problem yourself.

I want to agree with you, but she’s from Colorado.

The NCAA is investigating reports that each player in the game might be receiving as much as 8 bits in compensation.

ho is it shitty?