Not all farmers. Real farmers who understand how conservation, ecology, biology and economics work would never have voted for Trump. And they are out there by the thousands. You just have to get away from I-80 and The South.

That, and he’s a pack-and-a-half away from making his baseball cap a beanie.

The investigators there found small errors such as misspelled names, but no serious fabrications or made-up sources.

Photoshopping goalies next to wild animals is something to do while watching World Cup. I wanted to wait an hour before I started drinking beer.

I thought that was entertaining, actually. At one point, when he’s just playing with the guy, it made me think the UFC could pull off a special night handling Judge Judy verdicts. Imagine, “I don’t care how much your roommate’s cat dander affected you. Fight it out in the ring!” Maybe Tina Turner could host instead.

Meanwhile, in the basement of the arena:

“Biff’s crossed an imaginary line!”

Shakespeare: “Terrible movie.”

Perhaps he’s too scared of being framed. <exit stage left>

I’m getting the same measurements as Trevor. After reading his tweets, my Bullshit Detector is hitting 91.1 out of 100.

Damnit. You’re right ...

I’m waving my cane at you, young’in.

Because this is the most exciting play in baseball, not the home run.

The Chili Dogs in Wrigleyville take two years off my life every time I eat one. Does this count?

In today’s day and age, can you blame him for hiding when someone says “Shoot!”?

Good one. I’ll trade you:

“Saggy” is literal. “On a corner” is also literal. You are correct. That said, this is code we’re talking about. Here would be their definitions:

Saggy (adj.): How the majority of young men, especially black men, wear pants, which shows they do not want jobs or want to participate in normal society.

Thanks for writing this. I travel to Quitman, Texas, to visit my parents and find the same issues. All white people in their neighborhood. Beyond the gate, the actual world. They and their neighbors talk about “Driving to the corner to hire a Mexican;” they use the word “saggy pants;” they call me a “hippy-homo”…

Can you please write a book about these phenomena?

This is how it feels, and this is how it looks.