That’s a lot of brick-shitting for a simple editor transition. As an editor of publications for 15 years (and a new editor about 5 times), I’d tell the staff: write quality shit, get readers, we stay in business. Bitch about Simmons leaving and worry at your desk, we don’t.

When you retire:

I’d use two hands. Because I coach Little League and that’s what I spend a couple hours yelling every day at practice.

Everyone outside Boston already dislikes TB, so who cares.

Introducing the 2015 Two-First-Names-All-NBA Team: Chris Paul. Tony Allen. Paul Pierce. David Lee. Dwight Howard. Second Team: Tony Parker. Kobe Bryant. Vince Carter. Paul George. Tyson Chandler.

Tebow: There’s no “I” in Team

2012: It was St. Patrick's Day, and I was driving east on my way home from a trip back to Colorado in my mud-covered Rav4, which still had Colorado plates. Just outside Chicago, I passed by a Kane County sheriff's deputy who was parked in his marked car in the ditch along Interstate 88, and although I noticed him, I…

Pop quiz: What mistake did these guys make?

A) Not wearing a beacon;
B) Not practicing putting shovel together, nor taking their skis off;
C) Not participating at all but asking some good, distracting questions (person in the yellow jacket);
D) Throwing your hands in the air and shoveling like you just don't care;
E)…

I was in 9th grade at a preseason traveling team tournament, and future NBAer Ricky Davis, who played for Davenport North, was on the opposition. I was point guard. He scored, and then stole the ball from me on an inbounds play, and then dunked on me as I stood there, looking helpless and short. It was the last time I…

I had the pleasure of slipping the Birds of Prey course when I worked for the local ski club as an English teacher. We had to go 2 mph down the whole course, scraping all the loose snow off, and stay in formation so not to ruin it. By the time I was down, my legs were rubber and I thought to myself, I never want to be…

No mention of it during the broadcast so far. What other sport has a player break a bone and gets it dismissed as unimportant?

Perhaps not the real subject, but what Killer Mike song was that they went into after?

"We're still important. I'm doing the best I can."

-Last Guy Employed by The Newspaper Industry

Actually, if you know Torin's story, you know his parents were both laid off during the recession, they had financial difficulty as a family, and Torin's success at the X Games and jump to the pro level was to help his family put food on the table. Don't let stereotypes fool you.

Putin: "Who was foolish enough to get them all together? And where is Sylvia? And Colleen? Did you not call them?"

Pearl Jam was the best thing to happen in Wrigley Field this year.

As a Bears fan, I take offense to the glowing backlight.

That's what she said.