Pretty sure I spent my 7th grade dances trying NOT to press my erection up against anybody.

The non-consensual, fully-clothed, erection press has to be the most sophomoric move in the book. At that point, you might as well just play a round of pocket pool.

It is not newsworthy unless at least one of the principals is famous. No one cares about regular people.

Are you seriously asking whether the behavior of a former president is more newsworthy than the behavior of a random old man?

The Shirley Temple cocktail (which is non-alcoholic, made of ginger ale and grenadine) was invented at the Royal Hawaiian Hotel in Waikiki. Compared to all the horrors that have been inflicted on children in the entertainment industry, this seems like a weird thing to fret about.

It’s good to know that there’s absolutely nothing of value to Halperin except the ability to spin some gossip books. He was a mediocre “both sides do it” -style, superficial Beltway journalist, and now it looks like serial sexual harassment was part of his career as well. Bleh.

Three women claim Halperin, while fully clothed, pressed his erection against their bodies without their consent.

It’s funny that the only time I see people referring to “slippery slopes” is when they are defending repugnant shit. I’ve never heard anyone say “keeping your hands to yourself is a slippery slope that will lead to women not being harrassed”. And starting off by say “I’m not defending...” is usually followed by some…

You know what’s a slippery slope? Thinking that literally anyone deserves to NOT get called out for this behavior.

“Because if not then we are walking a fine line.”

What fine line do you imagine we’re walking here? Because I don’t really see any goddamn problem with calling out every single guy who grabs your ass. I don’t. The fact that this guy is doing so IN PHOTO SHOOTS THAT ARE LITERALLY SET UP IN ORDER TO GENERATE PUBLICITY…

Not that Shirley Temple’s career (especially the early Baby Burlesks ) wasn’t seven kinds of fucked up, but it was a Hollywood restaurant called Chasen’s that invented the Shirley Temple.

As a father of 2 daughters

I’m 40 years old and have managed not to grope or otherwise touch people in an unwanted fashion. What the fuck is so hard about that?

I actually had the thought this week whether there was something wrong with me that I’ve never sent a dick pic to anyone.
Like I’m in some rare minority from what I can tell.

Anyway, I’m glad we got one more chance to hate George Bush before he died. Fuck that Republican shithead.

Didn’t Going Clear spend millions on lawyers in anticipation of getting sued by COS?

I don’t think there are any victims on the record speaking about Schneider, and Feldman hasn’t named any of his abusers, seemingly because someone has threatened to sue him into oblivion. It very much should be a scandal, but at this point, all there is to go on is rumor.

Here’s the joke he told her: “You know why Barbara shaved her bush? Because I told her I wouldn’t eat broccoli.”

Really, who cares?

Look, the guy was a Navy pilot. There’s zero chance that he never had a history of this kind of thing.

I’m disappointed this is no longer ok. My only aspiration in life was to one day become an old guy who could get away with pinching cute young women’s asses.