Crack is whack

Cocaine is a helluvadrug!

Dear Lindsay, It’s not that we didn’t care about your ex-fiance, we didn’t care about you, and if you want to know who to blame for that, look in a mirror.

I’m going to go back to ignoring Lindsay Lohan. But I’ll leave this here, possibly the last, best picture taken of her:

I don’t think they’re dating, but I’m pretty sure ScarJo has the worst taste in men.

He should’ve quit with his first statement.

Shorter: She Got Fired.

I think those also benefit a lot from editing. Like they can edit out lulls or Chelsea putting her foot in her mouth.

chelsea handler is a racist shitbag

It becomes extremely apparent when she is out of her depth and doesn’t seem super prepared for complex issues. Like she asks for really basic info rather than getting to the key concepts.

I have zero respect for this twit.

She got crushed in a debate at PolitiCon by Tomi Lahren. THAT Tomi Lahren. I dunno, I can appreciate the earnestness and some of the things she’s done as far as voter registration but I’m not sure she’s got the chops for this.

her show sucked. I’m hoping they can somehow wrangle Craig Ferguson. He needs the Netflix treatment.

If you have no reason not to believe Jen Kirkman, you have no reason not to believe her when she says she thinks there’s nothing to the rumors.

Ghost World is probably my favorite of the genre.

They’re really trying to push this as a story meanwhile (as far as I know) there have been no actual accusations from people.

40th time: there are no “sexual misconduct allegations that have been made against CK himself.” The occasional Gawker-y element slipping in around here is a bummer.

SO right. I mean, everyone is awful and men are ALL complete assholes and every one sided story has ONLY one side. And who is with me that we torch his house and set his family on fire!!!!

I think it’s awesome that you can remember, verbatim, regardless of any impairment, every conversation you had 10 years ago.

Nothing’s simple anymore, based on the criteria they are using I feel like I should ask why they hate Jewish people.