The original series had campy moments for sure, but was also extremely bleak and serious when it needed to be.

Who was ever rooting for the humans?

Don’t forget Adam West, babe.

Bigot.

Too bad she’s doing it at Yahoo.

Don’t worry. They got paid for their time.

Produced by Amy Pascal? Good luck.

What? That Jezebels are shameless hypocrites about mocking people’s physical appearance?

I think it would be good if ended all wars and cured cancer.

If a Beyoncé did this, you’d admire her fierceness.

Don’t worry, kid. You can still watch Kanye on the VMAs.

It gets attention because it is the complete opposite of how popular artists are supposed to act today — where success is measured only by sales, exposure, corporate sponsors, and meaningless awards from the squares.

*yawn*

New world? Sounds a lot like the world I’ve always lived in. Where have you been?

You need to brush up on your Orwell if you really think the Prols are going to rise up and save this country.

Context? Who needs it? We’ve got important panicking to do!

Why should they care? They won.

Same as it ever was. Nothing mind-blowing about it at all.

How do you know he has no problem? Do you know him personally?

I think you need some training.