Racist shits think white people are all the same.

“Weird and quirky?” Don’t flatter yourself. More like “predictable and lame.”

Do yourself a favor and watch Bonnie & Clyde. It’s a classic. (Also has Gene Wilder’s first movie role.)

But Ghostbusters was quality filmmaking, right?

That penalty is still a bargain compared to 18 years of child support.

Notorious pedophile Jimmy Savile was also honored by the queen. And Roman Polanski (convicted rapist) has an Oscar too.

You can’t count at all if you think Brad is old enough to be the pedophile in that story.

So much for smashing the stereotype that Jezebels suck at math.

“I love how family oriented they appear to be...”

You’re surprised a man ignored the crazy political beliefs of a gorgeous woman with whom he is cheating on his wife?

You don’t remember The Burbs? That had at least one Corey in it.

All except my mom. She has always loathed Hanks and is convinced that he is actually a closet creep. She has even stated on multiple occasions that she would never leave him alone with children.

What do you mean, “only”?

Good enough for Jezebel.

I have heard that Jezebel is cluelessly hypocritical. Not surprised either.

Learn the difference between a press junket and a comedy roast.

LOL! Fatties are the worst!

Well said.

And what if that’s not what your entire career is centered around?

He’s not a comedian. He’s an actor.