Let's also bring back Launchpad's other important series darkwing duck

Oh shit ladies, Jesse and Zach figured us out. It's true: all women are psychos and we can ruin your lives. The safest thing to do would be to not mess with women anymore. If you value your lives, Jesse and Zach and Jeremy, don't have sex with women anymore. It's just foolhardy to put yourself in that kind of…

It's never lupus.

Show of hands: who else Googled Mitchum-Humpsterfumper Disease?

I'm going to go retro this year.

If I went around saying "Happy Ramadan" or "Happy Eid" to everyone during my religious holiday, people would look at me like I'm nuts. So no, it's not rude to say "I don't celebrate, but enjoy your holiday."

Your experience cannot be extrapolated to all women.

And then there are women like me, who actually need to have their hormones adjusted. Otherwise, I bleed too much and become dangerously anemic. It's not fun.

The Library from the Thursday Next series.

[Sarcasm font] Because even though you're helping kids and making their lives better, you'll never truly know love if you don't have children of your own! [\sarcasm font]

Except on the minor occasion when someone's child does something endearing, I THANK THE UNIVERSE EVERY DAY that I don't have children. And I am (gasp) 39. I also have several female friends who are without child and not gnashing their teeth over the loss of those precious eggs. It really pisses me off no end when…

I can't choose just one, but one of my favorites is the Library planet from Doctor Who. Personally, I'd be tempted to put up a Vashta Nerada warning sign for patrons with seriously overdue books.

I second the librarian, the library at the Wizards University in Ankh-Moor Park, as described in several Terry Pratchett novels. (The librarian is an orangutan.)

Aw, I hope you aren't sad Heather. You are one of my faves here! *hug*

I've written this in multiple places today and been told that it "doesn't matter" "because they won't listen", but I hold on to hope.

I can think of a couple of women who are not impressed.

Oh my. He's adorable and charming and 6'2. I may have a new celebrity crush. Thank youuu

Get ready!

This is fat-shaming, pure and simple.

If you are interested in Trotula and the medical school of Salerno, you might like the Mistress of the Art of Death books.