I've tried generic "ziplocks" and they are not the same. Ziplocks are so much better than any generic I've tried that they are worth the small up charge. I always try generic but sometimes the name brand is just better.

Getting old means having less time left. Less time to spend with bad habits, old grudges, and other life shorteners. More time under your belt also means perspective, which adds urgency and vigilance where needed, and more importantly, removes it from where it need not be.

I like getting old. I still dance and…

I'm a big and tall woman and sometimes I forget that "very skinny" people are generally shorter than me. It didn't occur to me that this would probably be the case for any woman this size. Even a size 4 woman is very thin...there's only so much smaller you can get!

He should just put a bra on his head and hook up a Barbie to the nearest computer.

No hispanics or hard drinkers? Looks like I'm out.

These are MY hard objectives:

I'll take him up on it if I get to pick who the Botox gets injected into...

sorry but I have to do it...

"If tipping is outlawed, than only outlaws will leave tips!"

Tips shouldn't be illegal. They also shouldn't be required. Servers should be paid minimum wage. Tips should be completely up to the customer.

Did you see the Kitchen Nightmares episode for Amy's Baking Company? They paid their waitresses a 'fair wage' and kept the tips. Customers and staff both hated it :p

So I'd end up paying the same amount everytime but not have to worry or think about it? Yes please.

The right shoe? What about the left one? ... ... ... sorry, sorry, I'll get my coat.

Am I ancient in that I still refer to everything as "Tennis Shoes"? (or actually.. "tenny shoes".. the way I learned it as a kid)? :(

...processed wheat or corn...

The same way you use your car keys to get into your car to get your car keys that you locked in the car.

No, there are no tips. None on pomposity and none on assery. I re-read to check.

Shin splints, f#cked up knees, and that stringy, desiccated look you see so much of when marathoners gather — runners don't appear so healthy to me. You want overall fitness, check out yoga. You get strength, flexibility, endurance and stress control.

Wouldn't we all be " descendants of those survivors?"

I like this idea. People should have the right to be idiots, its called natural selection. I say it should fully release the insurance company from financial responsibility. Maybe it would lower insurance premiums for those of us who always wear a seatbelt! I always put mine on before I turn the car on or as the car…

I sometimes drive my car on a trail to get to my friend's pond. It's about 2 miles long, and while it's a very easy cleared path to drive on with no traffic (at all - it's my friend's property) it's to be driven very slowly.