"Know a good bankruptcy lawyer?"

I'm sure they monitor your computer more than you want you want never) but less than you fear. Again, I think the average american company forgives a standard amount of NSFW browsing. They just don't want you hoarding child porn .movs and shit. If they had to fire everyone who ever opened a questionable link,…

Seriously, though: what about, in a subsequent at-bat, a bunt down the first base line to draw the first baseman, with the intent of spiking/trucking the everloving fuck out of the pitcher when he comes over to cover first? I wonder why we haven't seen more of this arguably legal tactic.

It's the worst. I hate it. I hate players who "feel great." I hate players who are "turning some heads" in camp. I hate all of that shit. Because Week 1 will arrive and the three top fantasy scorers will be some asshole who skipped all of camp, some asshole you didn't even know was in camp, and some asshole who…

Looked like Pedro had trouble starting his...

Somewhere, there's a woman named Barbara Bowie who life is pretty terrible.

No. But two in a row—2011 and 2012—certainly does.

This is a pleasant change. Usually Royals' promotions happen when a player is traded to a Major League team.

It's a shame the prank punch wasn't utilized in Jonestown.

The zombies in Baltimore are all on heroin. I would assume you would know that, because every single human on planet Earth's guide to Baltimore, The Wire, clearly doesn't show meth one time in five seasons. Screw up like that again and you're libel to get stabbed.