Verrryinteresting
Verrryinteresting
Verrryinteresting

Really don’t want to defend Trump, but Bill is in NH (where Bernie enjoys a big lead) campaigning for Hillary. It’s presumed that Bill Clinton’s endorsement carries more weight than, say, Melania Trump’s or Jane O’Meara Sanders’ because - for whatever reason (that also shouldn’t reflect too much on Hillary) - there

Kris would be the evil mastermind pulling the Kommander in Chief's strings. Much like George W and JFK, the President would be the scion believed second-most-likely to get the job. I'm thinking Kylie.

Don’t make the future Secretary of State have to play hardball with you:

Depends on number of wars started, number of sex scandals initiated, number of people-who-know-too-much murdered, and - of course - commercial endorsements. It's all about the commercial endorsements.

No, but a Kardashian/Jenner in the White House is one of Kris Jenner's life goals.

“The whole nation is sick and tired of hearing about your damn Kardashians.”

It’s standard operating procedure for the GOP to invoke and underscore real, pressing issues (like pay and gender equality) that cause people legitimate stress and fear in order to stress/scare them into voting for candidates whose policies will only make the problems worse. Romney/Ryan emphasized declining economic

There's a special place in hell for this reply.

Denton should offer $1million to anyone with concrete evidence that Trump wears Depends.

Pattinstewart (or whatever it was called) seemed just about as authentic, not-cooked-up-in-a-PR-laboratory and useful as Gwen and Blake (Sheltani? Glake?). See also: Taylor^2. Everybody knew this “relationship” existed solely for the purposes of promoting something a piece of crap show that no one should have yet

I dunno. 14ish years down the line, I can picture Hillary throwing a joint Cultural Diversity Fundraiser/Quinceanera party for Charlotte and making the Quinceanera dress herself... first by enrolling in adult education courses at FIT years in advance, then by carefully selecting a team of mentors who are high-ups in

On the subject of diarrhea bubbles... Taking Trump’s most recent criticism of Clinton (specifically her bathroom break) as serious criticism and not as an intellectually lazy man-child’s attempt to distract the voting public’s attention from topics that require a frontal cortex, Trump apparently thinks this election

...But I’m pretty sure Trump just went home and said “Melania, you need to get pregnant before February 8th.”

Anyone else disturbed by the fact that Atticus is a top baby name in the year that literature’s #1 Atticus got outed as a Jim Crow Laws sympathizer?

They work much better as April Fool's Day presents.

“I just inherited millions of dollars and was recently diagnosed with a terminal illness” works regardless of gender/sex.

Too doleful. You need a look that says “I'm rich and elbow-rubbing in private prison is the worst case scenario, so all this is just amusement to me."

My least favorite part of all this is imagining what Trump is going to say about this development.

Did somebody say “someone new?”

I'm impressed he wasn't autocorrected to "marital law," which I'm guessing he also doesn't like.