What he said seems pretty gracious to me. So I don’t get why you’re so angry. Anything you’d like to talk about?

When I hand it to her, I tell her, “No charge for the extra blood!” She doesn’t even blink, snatches the package and leaves.

Starred based on the title alone. Will read fully when I’m not at work. I’m so fucking SICK of hearing these on-the-fence, tapioca-pudding-chest-cavity-filled motherfuckers going “Well at least Trump is honest. It’s SO different.” OR “Hey, at least he’s speaking the truth.”

Or you could stop being THAT predictable meat-eating troll in a thread clearly not meant for you.

How to start your day like Mocena:

You’d think maybe she knew what she was doing.

OK, good. Very good. Perhaps you can trade them for some first hand Bacon dick pics.

Recently, a friend who was renovating Kyra Sedgwick’s father’s house called me. “I’m looking at a bunch of old vinyl,” my friend said. “Mr. Sedgwick doesn’t want it, so he said to chuck it. Do you want it?”

Kevin Bacon’s dick was, in fact, the first Hollywood dick I ever saw. So this seems appropriate to me.

Funny, I just recently watched Hollow Man. You see Bacon’s bacon at least six times in that movie.

He’s gone full frontal before. In Wild Things I think?

Nothing makes me more furious than people who say this line to other people. NOTHING.

I refuse to believe anyone could actually try to defend pepperoni lady. I mean, for fuck’s sake.

I worked the opening shift and since my coffee house was in the middle of a Christian suburb, it was always very busy, especially on Fridays.

He’s a third-rate Howard Stern wannabe with none of Howards charisma or knack for interviews. And knowing this turd because I used to listen to 99x when it was alt music when I first moved to Atlanta and he did traffic, he totally thinks he’s in the right and how dare Kate Mara not care about his boner? In his world…

Given that they got your clicks/pageviews instead of you ignoring the headline, it wasn’t a waste on their part.

My gut reaction was “That’s an absurd theory. No one would inconvenience everyone else just to stick it to some black women”....then I remembered I live in America.

And of course Delta Sigma Theta is primarily a black sorority.

You guys! I wanted to hate Coco SO bad! I specifically tuned into Ice Loves Coco so I could pick her apart and turn her into fodder for my stand-up act. Instead, what I found was a really sweet, intelligent, funny, cool lady who is crazy-over-the-moon in love with Ice and their doggies. I want Ice and Coco to have all…

...your father was a cult leader?