They did that with pix of the twins and donated the whole $SHITLOAD to charity.

I've found that, when confronted with food you don't recognize and find baffling, the best thing to do is say, "Hey, what's this? I'd love to try it but how do you eat it?" Only the most assholish of assholes will laugh at you for your ignorance. Food is different everywhere.

Many years ago, when I was a young legal…

Because it's wrapping the entire thing and removing it would involve reaching in and grabbing the person's food. That's what fish en papillote IS; that's how it's fucking served.

Had to put this here.

Why can't this spread across the internet like wildfire? Good job, Mormon fella.

I agree. Took it out.

Why am I thinking Gwyneth Paltrow had something to do with this?

If I were running the world, (AND ONE DAY I SHALL!!!) <clearing my throat>, if I were, I would make the letters 'v. i. g. ' mean not the letters that mean 'vig'—the horrific percentage that a mobster may ask for on a loan. Nor even, some bizarre nickname that Viggo Mortensen fans call each other.

Maybe it's too sexy and distracting to the girls?

My mother lives in a small town in Austria. They have very limited Internet access and the only television they watch is weird German soap operas.

As someone involved in the photography/artistic community, we generally refer to a photographer who removes his clothes during a shoot as a "total creeper." You would be shocked how often it happens, at least according to the models I've worked with. I can only hope he planned this well ahead of time with his…

Did somebody say "drink all the whiskey?" Because I want in.

I'll be sure to use that phrase when I eulogize you.

I think a better solution would be instead of boards, have a ledge that players will fall over and then a Turtle on a cloud with a fishing pole rescues them and drops them back in the middle of the ice.

That little dog just trust-leaped his way into my heart. The owner just trust-caught his way into my pants.

At UNC, this would count for three credits in ENG 301 - Creative Writing.

If he's like most SC fans, he sprained his ankles jumping off a bandwagon.

Air Thud: Golden Deceiver