Not a single one of which was justification for getting shot.

Pretty much every game of Tecmo Bowl ever.

JFC, why has this piece of shit still not been stabbed to death?

Holy.shit

This would’ve been immediately remedied by applying three quick, sharp strikes upward into the man’s septum. This would, naturally, necessitate medical attention and he would’ve been removed from the flight to receive care.

holy shit why aren’t you doing this full-time?! that’s guaranteed five years and infinite syndication on the name along!

Spark.

Stellar. Truly.

Store was in the path of a Cat 4 hurricane. Literally everything inside was written off by adjusters as soon as the evacuation order went out.

Sometimes, the job of an ally is to STFU, listen, and empathize. This is one of those times, “ally.”

Amazing. There’s not a single PS3 out there with more than a year left on its optical drive. Fuckers.

since I was little

ECU are the Pirates, hence the pirate ship.

Found one.

“Ego lifting?” Isn’t that the entire point of the free weights in modern gyms?

Butter reputation’s going to take a hit.

I don’t see anything about how he got so good at disposing of evidence of a murder?

2006. How many 11 year olds in the crowd?

I will go to my grave never understanding the allure of Foglio art.

I am watching TV & playing multiplayer games on PS4 and Nintendo Switch. I average 650 - 700 GB per month. Even if all you do is watch TV, the answer is “no”