This went in a totally different direction than I envisioned. Well done, fellow poster.

I just made your comment nice

This is why I caaame heeeeeeere.

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Growing up I ate soft-boiled eggs in a margarine cup with some adóbo. Huevos Pasa’o Por Agua. Literal translation “egg dipped in water.” Best breakfast my grandmother ever served. Those cups were also for drinking café con leche.

Damn, that’s good.

“It’s just a flesh wound” or “’tis but a scratch.” Ne’er the twain shall meet.

Dude’s 7' tall and was halfway to the infield on the throw home. The out at second was way more impressive.

and when that diligent Bird has at length taken a Fish, and is bearing it to his Nest for the Support of his Mate and young Ones, the Bald Eagle pursues him and takes it from him.

Beer pong at the royal wedding after party? You kinda buried the lede there.

What the fuck? You literally just reversed every “how to eat sushi correctly” article ever published on this site. Do you have an editor?

this goes far to prove my theory that all veganism/vegetarianism/fuck-you-nasty-meat-erism is performative.

The only reason this is possible is because we are unnecessarily issuing Social Security numbers at birth. Stop that, we stop baby billing.

“Most people” now don’t actually know how to operate technology past opening a web browser or a messaging app. Something quite close to “most people” is probably likely, judging by the number of people that need handholding and downright “do it for them” for something as simple as importing an RSA token into the app.

Y’all, hold up. Why isn’t anyone asking why a cop was in a dorm room?

Y’all, I have this bag. I love this bag. But def get a sleeve of some sort before you put your lappy in there because there is a big-ass brass zipper in the computer compartment that will fuck. your. shit. up. That said, buy it. Buy that motherfucker, because people will notice the shit out of this bag.

Y’all, I have this bag. I love this bag. But def get a sleeve of some sort before you put your lappy in there…

Fixed

Loved that episode.

Maybe that silent majority should be less silent?