But the article is about an iOS app. It literally says so in the headline.

There’s something about this that stinks. What could it be...

This needed to be the first response out of the Grays. Shame on you. Shame on all of you.

They made a Pandorum video game?

If winning a match is based solely on a team kill count, absolutely none of this matters. At all.

I dare you to find a Puerto Rican kitchen without a container in the cupboard. Grew up on that shit!

Not the first time I’ve heard this. I believe it.

I would give anything to live in the timeline where that motherfucker accidentally drank thinner before painting a single stroke. Ugh, how I fucking hate his shit.

Fuck, that’s good. Every time I hand out a star from now on, it’s really for you and not whatever it is I star from now on.

Thank you. Jesus Christ why does this have to be spelled out. Does Hughes actively ignore what’s in the news day to day?

Unlocking that noob tube is exactly the same thing as unlocking the actual character the entire franchise is about, yeah?

That swipe was introduced by Palm in webOS. It’s elegant, intuitive, and should have been adopted by both Android and iOS long ago.

Or, you know, learn how to use tech from 2009 to switch apps?

These motherfuckers are asleep today, this was tasty.

Lucas hated it. I knew it was doomed. But man, you don’t know how bad I wanted to see that Rocky III ending with Jaina and Kad sparring at sunset. I still get chills thinking about that scene.

I haven’t watched this, but is there a reason SWAT didn’t fastrope onto the roof and clear from the top down?

Man, you don’t even know. Rebels recently ameliorated that a bit with the origins of the Dark Saber ;)