I see absolutely nothing has changed at Sploid. This is fucking bush league.

Life saving? Like, “dude, you’re going to die, unless you take this, which will stop what would kill you” life saving? More than $0. Dying because you don’t have money is not ok.

Head canon.

CPL Robert W. Graves, code name: Grunt.

I realized, about halfway through, that I was being manipulated to kill these magnificent creatures and I felt awful all the way through the end of the game, like I was being used to kill whales. I love this game for how beautiful it was on an already aging PS2 (past its prime, even,) but man, I’ll never be able to…

Another re-numbering. Yay.

There’s something about this that stinks. What could it be...

wait, what?

I want to address the toy angle of this. After years of intricately articulated and sculpted 3.5" figures, Hasbro came back with the most bullshit 1980 Kenner articulated garbage. Add to that the fact the only way to buy a figure with a bunch of extraneous, non movie, non canon bullshit accessories, AND the massive…

OMG Erol’s! I remember driving up to Springfield to pick up the disk to configure the modem after signing up over the phone in Quantico back in ‘96. Holy shit.

This needed to be the first response out of the Grays. Shame on you. Shame on all of you.

This thread is bananas.

Charles, what’s your take on why they won’t say “Magneto?”

That ridiculous cover art is why I never picked up Vector Prime. Or any of NJO, now that I think about it.

“Pteww” is not this. This, which I do way too often, and after this will never do again, is so strong, it led to bruised lungs once.

They made a Pandorum video game?

If winning a match is based solely on a team kill count, absolutely none of this matters. At all.

Hold up there, shipmate. You’re really going to ignore the annual compensation statement you got every year you were in showing you what your total annual compensation was? Housing, chow, uniform allowance, etc, etc, et fucking cetera? Even as a shavetail you were clearing beau coup ching every 1st & 15th. This is…

Who does Luca Brazzi sleep wit?