I dare you to find a Puerto Rican kitchen without a container in the cupboard. Grew up on that shit!

Not enough page transitions.

I was just about to say that. Not a terrible retelling tho.

Not the first time I’ve heard this. I believe it.

I would give anything to live in the timeline where that motherfucker accidentally drank thinner before painting a single stroke. Ugh, how I fucking hate his shit.

Goat fucker and towel head became a very prominent part of my vocabulary while in boot camp and School of Infantry in 1990-1991. They start you early, and it’s incredibly hard to shake as long as you remain in that echo chamber.

Dr. Manhattan. Full stop.

Fuck, that’s good. Every time I hand out a star from now on, it’s really for you and not whatever it is I star from now on.

Messenger? Who sees this thing and doesn’t immediately name it Rama?

Here, have some “Green Leader” motherfuckers: http://www.space-mullet.com/2015/06/05/green-leader/

Thank you. Jesus Christ why does this have to be spelled out. Does Hughes actively ignore what’s in the news day to day?

“This water, which is keeping me from dying of dehydration, is tepid.”

OMG thanks for making me relive that trauma!

Has to be her, but I’m guessing they’re adjusting it to 1,000 years in the future, unless she was picked up on the way to 10,000 BC?

They did well in Young Justice. Real well, actually.

I will always star a fellow Courtisan (or Forest denizen, as the case may be.)

Considering it appears the TV people are doing a way better job...

Unlocking that noob tube is exactly the same thing as unlocking the actual character the entire franchise is about, yeah?

That swipe was introduced by Palm in webOS. It’s elegant, intuitive, and should have been adopted by both Android and iOS long ago.

Or, you know, learn how to use tech from 2009 to switch apps?