on a special box you have to pay $150 for.

This shit, right here. The Skirata Clan rolls 5 deep to the movies, every damn time. Minimum fitty bones just for tix, more if the movie is IMAX or 3D worthy. I would gladly pay for this. Especially if it takes care of tickets for me and Mother Skirata to go alone if we liked it enough. Sign me up.

When is Joe Arpaio going to jail?

Read the whole thing in the voice and style of Bob Mondello.

Every time I see Michelle Obama all I can think is “move over, Jackie O, you’ve got company now.”

Yeah, it’s almost like El Maybe never left.

I just want to hear Cap’s speech. In its entirety.

That’s TV Ultimate Tony talking to TV Ultimate Spidey. Fucking pitch perfect.

Does the game not start you off with a deadly weapon to handle this?

*landspeeder.

Damn, that stings.

#AlwaysTooSoon

I will not be held responsible for damage to consumer electronics.

One of my two newest t-shirts:

Yes, but they are leaving. “Another world awaits.” So exodus works here. In fact, unless I miss my guess, the part of the ship in Pandorum that released the pods was called the Ark.

I loved it because of the perspective change. That was more creative, in my mind, than the others. Ark I love because of all the sci-fi tropes, leaving Earth and Uplifting are my favorites, and Ark blurted the former and hinted, for me, at the latter, so “sentimental” nomination?

Dying Light and Ark win everything.

Literally just finished the pilot. I’m hooked.