When I get home I’m opening a Steam account and buying this game.

Thus, also still not worrying about it, unlike millions of people across the country whose employers offer shit health plans.

What’s funny is that she proudly proclaims “Army Brat” on her Twitter bio, so, assuming Mom or Dad did 20, she’s literally NEVER had to worry about healthcare. We’ve been paying for it her whole life.

Gimme Dick,

Obi-wan as Vader’s kaishakunin. Fuck. Yes. All the feels.

There are people who, oddly enough, brush their teeth in the morning when they get up, and in the evening before going to bed. Crazy, I know, but stay with me for a minute here. What if, when you went to brush your teeth in the morning, again, the first thing a few folks here and there do when they get up, you were…

Dear Nintendo, making it clear that it’s something well out of the norm, please send this kid a new 3DS. Also let him know that he has brought shame on his family and in a different time he would be expected to perform seppuku.

For 20 years my sole reaction to the hype over this game has been “LOL game” and “Fuck that shit,” but this commercial is fucking phenomenal.

There’s Norway he could’ve mixed up the two.

So his response boils down to “I meant to do that.” Seems legit.

I would watch this show.

Disappointing. I would’ve expected this to fall flat so soon after a tragedy like this.

Dear god, that sounds like Gecko45 and his unit would’ve been called in. I feel so bad for those kids.

Holy shit. This is beautiful.

How does someone, as a grown-ass adult, go to someone else who’s not a financial institution and say, without any shame or guilt, or even self awareness, “hey, can you spot me 90 grand for a new car for my wife?” Goddammit!

Apparently I’m buying a WiiU. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Installed one of these with my kitchen reno. I really wish I’d gone with the ones on the side so as not to lose that outlet...

Installed one of these with my kitchen reno. I really wish I’d gone with the ones on the side so as not to lose that…

Wait, hold on, I mean, I know you’re trolling, and “ha-ha,” you got me to bite, but I really need to know, is that what you really believe is the situation when people put their children in paid day care?

It boils down to the fact that she’s a shitty boxer, always has been, and from day one, we’ve all been waiting for her to try to stand up for 5 rounds with a real striker so we’d be proven right. Rousey, from the very beginning, has been so far out of the league of every single woman in the BW division that a lot of…