Venku_Skirata
Venku_Skirata
Venku_Skirata

AFTER BEING EXPOSED TO RED KRYPTONITE

Yup, Whitbrook wants the Skirata clan to starve. This confirms it.

When I get home I’m opening a Steam account and buying this game.

Carbonite hibernation operations are well underway here in the Northeast US.

Fuck me, man, I’m so goddamned tired of those bullshit “action accessories.” When did our kids lose the ability to imagine the character’s actual weapon doing its job?

Thus, also still not worrying about it, unlike millions of people across the country whose employers offer shit health plans.

Goddammit, Whitbrook, why do you want my family to starve this year?!

What’s funny is that she proudly proclaims “Army Brat” on her Twitter bio, so, assuming Mom or Dad did 20, she’s literally NEVER had to worry about healthcare. We’ve been paying for it her whole life.

You misspelled “into The Maw.”

Marry me.

Fuck me. An entire season, at least, of the fucking Christmas Special. Good thing little Venku is already watching Rebels.

Goddammit, now you have me spoiled for Pitt as Queen, and anyone else is going to suck. Good going, Powers.

It took me weeks to figure out what it was that I disliked so much about the suit in the show and it was that extended nose guard. I do hope it evolves to this one eventually; even if we have to wait for Stark to do it in Infinity War Pt. 1.

Gimme Dick,

Obi-wan as Vader’s kaishakunin. Fuck. Yes. All the feels.

There are people who, oddly enough, brush their teeth in the morning when they get up, and in the evening before going to bed. Crazy, I know, but stay with me for a minute here. What if, when you went to brush your teeth in the morning, again, the first thing a few folks here and there do when they get up, you were

Dear Nintendo, making it clear that it’s something well out of the norm, please send this kid a new 3DS. Also let him know that he has brought shame on his family and in a different time he would be expected to perform seppuku.

For 20 years my sole reaction to the hype over this game has been “LOL game” and “Fuck that shit,” but this commercial is fucking phenomenal.