I read all her quotes as Clara Peller.

K. All of ‘em.

This is awesome.

Probably had to run somewhere at midnight...

All the stars for you, sir, all the stars.

OMG I love you so much for this. Im still hoping she shows up in the Netflix series.

Fucking Jarheads never learn. Here's another one raising some other dude's kid.

What investigation? Find three unrelated witnesses and fire the motherfucker. Fuck. Corporate legalese bullshit at its best.

There are not nearly enough stars on this post.

There are not nearly enough stars on this post.

If she was self aware at all, there'd be no CEO and no office space. But, there is, so there you are.

"[N]ot even a fake TV show gets anything right."

"She's not going to die without it."

Why did I have to travel so far down the comments before finding someone pointing this batshit crazy thought out?

I honestly do nazi the problem with that.

First, an entire blog dedicated to Pokémon? Seriously?!

$13 if you buy it in blue...

$13 if you buy it in blue...

"fighting for their lives"

Along with assholes holding their phones like little trays in front of their mouths so they can talk into the bottom of it during their speakerphone conversation.

Terrorism. I challenge anyone to present a definition that excludes this vile activity.