Wait, he gets randomly called out on a tweet and somehow HE ends up suspended for responding? WTF? Anyone care to find out why he was mentioned in the initial tweet?

Wait, you mean for Hispanic History Month I should STOP eating amazing Puerto Rican staples like pernil, chuleta frita con bianda, and pasteles? Or only if served by white people? I'm so confused.

I love this so much

Are we sure she wasn't mistaken for Kristen Stewart? I mean, if that was the case, I feel this was a very reasonable response.

Not illegal is to legal as not guilty is to innocent . But you go ahead and put up that snazzy headline.

Looks like she's sitting next to noted teen philosopher Willow Smith, who likely gave her a pair in order for her to see "what reality is truly made of."

Added to my queue when it was added, guess now I'll be more inclined to make time to watch it.

See, all those sorority letters DO serve a purpose. This was clearly written by "Cunt Punt."

Open up the management to women, and you'll get women who want to be management. Same thing, different plumbing. The nuns who are living their lives in piety and (relative) poverty would also live that way if they weren't nuns; it's who they are, through and through. Very few of those women would want to move up and…

To be fair, in Mike Stud-speak that likely means "I saw Jones go in the club while I waited on the sidewalk hoping to get in"

"sit in her box"

Drunk. Loves the BBC. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Thank you for your much more believable, non-clickbait headline. Someone at your organization used the word unrecognizable.

That's gonna leave a mark.

I wonder if anyone discussed TCO with this buffoon before he signed on the dotted line.

Bad consumer choice in the face of lower oil prices has, combined with state sanctioned protection rackets for auto dealerships have tanked Tesla's stock price. Guess it's safe to start hatin on 'em. Good job, Damon.

I'm going to address this, because no one else will waste their time with it, and you really need to know this. Absolutely everyone here knows that it's from that song. We are also aware that he made a few changes to it to fit the story. This is known as a derivative work. We are all quite happy with what he did with…

Dear god in heaven... I will star everything you post from now until the day I die. I am sobbing uncontrollably at the thought that I lack the works to praise your work in the manner it deserves. I'm unworthy.

"His teammates already are calling him El Rayo, or 'Lightning.'" Lightning Bolt, actually.

That bookshelf full of Manga and Axe body spray sorta says it all.