Aren't you guys like, right next to Deadspin, according to the roach post last week? It's ok to ask for help once in a while.

Shit, this mornings story on Jez said no hitter...

I didn't say that. It certainly is a real sport. I didn't argue otherwise. It is not, however, women's baseball. All too often, young ladies who wish to continue playing baseball are forced to settle for softball because we, as a nation, are completely ignoring baseball for women.

A 13 y/o throwing a curve though? Also, what the hell is it going to take to get rid of the bullshit notion that softball satisfies Title IX?

What you did there. I see it.

Can't believe I completely whiffed on that.

Sold out makes sense; I'll allow it.

Why would tickets be a issue? They hand those things out like fucking candy. I guaran-goddamn-tee you this guys auctions off that handle & he'll get enough for twice that many tickets & the Bills end up sweating what the purchaser will do with it.

Wait, so this isn't even the real draft? Like, the jocks that gave nerds shit for playing D&D have now added an extra level of make-believe to their version? Hilarious.

This is the greatest thing in the history of things. I hope to Jordan it escalates. Quickly.

Whispers "Sorry" when he catches a fly ball is the best. I can see a single tear streaming down his cheek when he does so.

Not sure how this is Jimbo's responsibility and not Nike's. Kid should have a closet full of Nike shit.

Gonna be dark out tonight; this motherfucker just made off with every star in existence.

The only reason I clicked. Thank you.

Also, be sure to watch her biopic starring Salma Hayak, cause, boobies

Wait, there's topless photos of Nicole Brown Simpson?!

Did she win? Cause if she won, fuck everyone.

Shame on you. Have you no appreciation for art?

Thanks so much, I was fresh outta nightmare fuel.

"The fundamental, ineluctable fact is that a male competitor who has a sex reassignment procedure still has a genetic makeup that confers a physical and physiological advantage over women,"