I absolutely love how everyone waited to see things play out before taking a stand, fucking cowards. Fucking second that bill was sent to the Governor, Goodell should've pulled out the SB, and everyone from fucking MLB to GE should've been rattling the cage about pulling out of the state altogether. And fuck Brewer…

What?! That's exactly how you should play Jeopardy!

Phteven?! Iv that you, Phteven?

How 'bout fuck the rest of the world?

New York salutes you, sir!

Had he known how to Shop Rite, it's likely it wouldn't have happened.

"Has a gun," not "child abducted at gunpoint." Who do you think called in this report?

I've had mine for the better part of a year, and have gotten rip-snortin' drunk numerous times. Still haven't tried to bite one.

She's white, so it's cool. She's a real 'murkin and totally did it with respect.

I was going to, but knock yourself out. 30 seconds of her duck-facing wannabe gangsta act and I just wanted to punch her in the throat.

Yanking a draft pick seems a tad extreme for something like this, no?

That's a lot of win for a Monday morning, old chap. Bravo.

1. I get to the point.

In Soviet Russia Olympic torch light you.

I had to look to make sure I somehow misinterpreted who the reader was. Or do you mean we are now not able to call women bad things that they are? That particular persons observations show a pretty obvious level of stupidity. Of course if you agree with her, then hey, power to you. I got no beef with that. You'd just…

I really wanted to take that article seriously. I gave it a real chance.

I see the annual story timer has gone off again...

The description already has me tearing up. Thanks, Obama.

Also not out of the realm of possibility, but irrelevant to the argument.

My point stands.