I should pipe down, huh. Cuz hey, 'Murka, right?

Thank you, George Steinbrenner, for indoctrinating an entire generation of young baseball fans into believing we have two National Anthems. I can't believe this kneejerk jingoistic bullshit is still being carried out at sporting events all over the country.

Morón.

Any word on max file size? I haven't touched my 50GB on Box because of the paltry 200mb file size...

This is fine if you're not driving to work, or otherwise sitting after tucking. You'll never see a military service uniform (not the camouflage "utility" uniform) tucked like this without a pair of shirt garters, as another poster alluded to. God I hated those things...

Well done.

I remember it vividly. There was a new Best Buy competitor just opening up across from Potomac Mills in Woodbridge VA and they were offering financing. I went into hock to own this technological marvel while stationed in Quantico. What was the first game I experienced? Kileak: The DNA Imperative. Blew my mind. I still…

LOL! You gonna tell 'em to get off your lawn too? (Seriously, who under the age of 73 says "peace officer?")

Absolutely no one has ever thought that.

Absolutely it is, and absolutely you can. In all of recorded history, no artifact is more recognizable than that lamp. No one can look at this homage and see anything but that glorious glowing gam in Ralphie's living room window.

Am I the only one that heard "Reeeeaal American heeeeerooes!" right after "Rock on, Gold Camaro Weirdo Guy?"

I have never heard an iPad owner pining for a micro SD slot.

Had you read it when it was published, you'd be singing a different tune today, I think. Heir was the first "real" novel published (Splinter in the Mind's Eye has its moments, but overall it was hackjob trying to cash in on the success of the first movie. Canonically, it's a disaster) to expand on the movies in a…

Meet the majority of my clients...

I'm no mathematician but 50*30 != 2500... 31 or 32, either. It is in fact much less than 2500.

My company is currently without our VoiP system until our ciruit is brought over to our new location. If I didn't have my awesome Plantronics M155, I'd lose my mind trying to provide tech support while holding a phone to my ear.

Currently you're not GETTING music from Google Music, so this would ADD something you can choose to partake in, or not. You would still have Google Music free...

That has got to be the most intricate, expensive barn door in history.

Everyone forgets the Carolinas. Hey, it makes for more page hits, I suppose.

Drive by editorials, guerilla op-eds! Fuck, this is the Giz I remember!