This is my first bike. Bought it ~9 months ago. Buy what you want. Ride within your limits, gear up and exercise a mature decision making process and all will be fine.

It’s antlers.

INB4 “WTF is on the roof of that cop car?”

I feel like this article should be called “Beta testing the Hummer H1 for mass use”.

Must always document everything.

It’s the equivalent of the symbolic function of the Cross from which the Christ Jesus died on. It’s a sign that all Jalopnik Commenters will be saved from the Eternal Fire of the opposite of this transmission.

It controls the infotainment system.

Audi, why you no build dis?

Audi TT Clubsport Turbo Technology Concept Car

Maybe the blinker fluid leaked all over it and caught fire.

Selfie stick.

CHEMTRAIL! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

Touchscreen interfaces

Did anyone say piped-in engine noises yet?

Rolling Coal. Die brodozer scum

Lumber bike with worthless 80/20 road biased tires. What are those? Avon Distancias? Least they could have done was throw on a pair of TKC-80s.

I couldn't help myself.

This is a 1971 Citroën SM Interior. And it still looks better and more modern than todays