you can haz some strit weelz for when you don’t go on off roadz, yeah.

...can’t stand her. smh

Illegal undercupholdering; by the offense; 5 kWh penalty; repeat third down!

So, you’re saying you like it, right?

Way to sneak a little Brief an die Korinther in there, Germans.

And we rewrote the firmware ourselves with broken pencils, AND WE LIKED IT!

I’ve been using canola oil from Costco for *hours*. Can attest: it works. Cheaper too.

You young people and your Teslas. When I was your age, our motor oil didn’t have no application programming interface. An we LIKED it!

Buy and drive a sub-$2,000 jalopy, then cheap-out on pretty much everything. Use remaining cash to invest in whatever every third poster on SeekingAlpha recommends. Also, what @NipperDawg said: blinker fluid.

Is troll, or have you missed a decade’s worth of Sábado Gigante? Troll, right?

Came here to see if this was intentional. Still unsure.

If you have ever spend any time sitting outside of a cafe in Amsterdam (not that kind, but likely also applies), you will know the look and sound of rail track-induced cyclist face plants. These events are real and serious competitive threats to internet crashpr0n, and legislation is in order...to preserve the…

This is COTD everything right now forever always now

Dutchnecks. Good people.

These incendiary remarks are simply uncalled-for. He got confused and conflagrated two excitable matters. He got combusted for fibbing. It’s time to extinguish the vitriol.

Automotive Shop Floor Cleaning School...this has COTD potential

Um, that’s called a ‘fuse’. See also: Wile E. Coyote

Epic retail revenge truck PIT after red Hyunai owner became frustrated with lack of blue-vest personnel in the water filter aisle.

Kind regards.

Ah, yes. The ‘best wishes’ closing. Nothing says ‘go f#%@%$%$ yourself’ as elegantly. Well played, sir.