BMW 2002 + bathtub + sand rail + a pinch of Miata smile (under grill). The operative question: will it Arab drift and/or Raptor Jump©?

Like this, but with a proper shave.

Good background reading.

That term you used to refer to the president-elect. At first it looks wrong, likely because of my knowledge of the German language. Then, on second reading, just wow. This is kind of a win for cross-cultural puns, put-downs, and double entendre. A star for you.

Sharpen your pencil...

Ahem, about that software thing. BMW and Merc have had the ‘features’ which Tesla describes as ‘self driving’ for the better part of a decade, just without the marketing and ‘hey, just take a nap at the wheel’ swagger. And in terms of Facebook, German luxury car acquisition has always kind of been a bit of a status…

Een lekker autotje!

wow. suddenly I feel like I’m in the market

and the venerable 190E, right? That car is great.

Science: it’s why we can’t have nice things.

The mythical triple double oppo. As rare as the triple Lindy.

B’lama, there is enough plot material here for a feature-length buddy flick. Would see at theatre.

Oh yeah? Well try replicating *this* in a Focus!

Somewhat off-topic: I recall some movie line somewhere, from a movie, that compared something unpleasant, yet core to the plot, with a ‘bris on a jet ski.’ Since jet skis are the motorcycles of the water, I feel this post has come full circle.

Can we see about having GM let Audi design the fit and finish and exterior and suspension and stuff for the Cruze and CanyonRado?

Can we get an orgchart going?

...the heartbeat of America? That’s today’s...

Jerry “What Competition” Somethington

Repost from above for good measure: So you’re saying that Ranger was over Global, but Everest is under Bronco? Who was over Dunn?

So you’re saying that Ranger was over Global, but Everest is under Bronco? Who was over Dunn?