I bet that asshole, Chris Gaines, will be performing in his place.

Jodi Picault's books are pretty much at the same level as Nicholas Sparks'- both write cheesy, airport book-stand novels.

Some people's hair dreadlocks on it's own, usually fine, super curly hair. I knew a dude who had dreads after a summer of camping and no brushing, and they were fairly tight.

Well, you would have done me a favor, then.

I think the delayed vaccine schedule is not as dangerous, because they ARE getting the vaccines.

Pretty sure Lana Del Rey's makeup artist contoured her into Liv Tyler.

I don't know, though - in both of those circumstances, there is an implied criticism of other people's bodies - mothers should not pose nude/be sexual; using a tampon is slutty (?). Obviously I'm not saying you should have stuck to your 11-year-old guns, because that is ridiculous, and your classmate sounds kind of…

He's not the spokesman we want, but he's the spokesman we deserve?

"because Kim realized she said that shit because of teachings of the patriarchy and changed her mind"

Proof that J-Law is basic as fuck: she choose pizza bagels instead of the far superior pepperoni pizza Hot Pocket.

It's the result of Kim's fake eyelashes falling off and becoming sentient.

I'm digging her playful expressions. Fully nude with sheer joy across her face, instead of her typical fuck-me-face she makes in photos (or she is told to make - I don't know who is in charge).

Ain't that already a thing? Oh, you mean their actual asses? Hmm...

Chelsea Handler is straight-up desperate for press. Why are we paying attention?

YUUUUPPPPP. He sends unsolicited dick pics after one OKC date, and if you are bored/desperate/drunk enough to bang him, he insists on doing you with your legs all crazy akimbo, because he watches way too much porn and does not understand female anatomy or normal human sex.

Don't worry Tracie...these guys are just threatened by the fact that men (for once) are the object of not only sexual desire, but sexual critique in the same way that they are used to (constantly) objectifying women. That's they they are demanding Princess Pussies. I commend you for coming up with an original idea. …

Ah. I see. You have a penis and you are offended by seeing sexualised images that convey that certain male bodies are permissible and other male bodies are only shown as a joke.

I've slept with that guy. We've all slept with that guy.

Yes, we will do that on the same day that anyone gives a shit about what you think.

Smoking in bed when your arms aren't long enough to reach your mouth.