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Which is exactly what I fucking said. Honestly, reread my original comment and tell me that it was deserving of people freaking the fuck out and calling me a humorless twit with a stick up my ass.

similar lack in sense of humor

It's interesting that you chose to reply to my rather mild rebuke of this situation (I even say that it's funny to read) rather than some other folks (whose comments weren't visible when I replied because internet refresh lag exists) who are saying that he's a shitty person. I'm sure that he has more insight into his…

Ok, I'll be THAT PERSON. I kind of feel like you're an asshole for lying to your boyfriend about seeing this. It's funny to read but I would be pissed if someone lied me into seeing something that they knew I had issues with (like parasite horror or a doc on tapeworms). I say this as a horror/gore aficionado. Some…

YES. That film was a series of irritating non sequiters. If anyone acted like any of those characters they would be certifiably fucking nuts.

Agreed. I actively hate Miranda July. Me, You and Everyone we Know made me wish the Scanners head explosion was a real thing.

I'm envisioning Braveheart-level disembowelment for the football team.

About 10 years ago I ran into Gloria Steinem outside a food stand in NY and stopped her to talk about feminism. She was pretty frank about her movement's shortcomings (not inclusive) and when I expressed to her how worried I was that other young women didn't identify as feminists she was pretty optimistic. She talked…

I am fucking horrified that *multiple* commenters on Jez have had anesthesia fail during c-sections. What. the. fuck?!?! Is it just that the anesthesiologists don't have time to think it through or plan properly? I am SO GRATEFUL this didn't happen during my emergency c-section.

Sometimes it's placement in the uterus that matters. I had one small fibroid when I got pregnant that grew 3 times its original size by the time I went into labor and one entirely new one that popped up because hormones. I had a c-section under anesthesia for non-related reasons but even with no notice and two…

How big is your fibroid?

"hoo boy, I'll bet I'm going to need that part of me later...OH WELL."

I answered this in my own post but my experience is that you don't. I remember thinking then that I should have passed out already from the pain but now I don't have any body memory of it.

The good news is that you forget about the pain relatively quickly. My son's birth was some bullshit shananigans, I remember being in earth-shattering pain then an emergency c-section. I didn't even get to the pushing part and their was an *insane* amount of pain, ya heard? But six weeks later I could only remember…

I AM SO LOOKING FORWARD TO THESE!

Ha! This is me. I'm good with my kid but around other toddlers and infants I'm paralyzed because I don't know what to do around them and honestly am not very interested in other people's children (my friends' children are an exception) until they are 10 or older. And frankly, babies and young children couldn't give a…

Am I an outlier here? I've preferred older-looking men since I was a teenager. Only actually dated guys around my own age though. Younger does not always equal better looking. I certainly didn't look my best at 22.

"What does 'age' really mean?" Girl, don't even waste your time with this one.