Also, this must have been some PCP laced pot because I have never once had the urge to break into anything but maybe a pantry for munchies while high. Besides, in most places you can get weed delivered. Who goes to someone's house for weed?? It's like they are quoting from some anti-drug hygiene film from the 50s.

This all day. And god help us if this girl was over 5'4 and 120 pounds because that will only prove that with her superhuman masculinized black female strength she would have overpowered this probably larger man and whoever else was in the house. Imma count down until someone compares Renisha with the ginormous white…

"Ms. McBride could have thought she was breaking into her marijuana supplier's house" when she was shot on the porch, the defense attorney claimed during pre-trial.

Uhhh... that's it? NICE?? Wow. Not, she's so smart, so funny, so insightful! Just, nice

I know. I really came in here to snark and hate ("Kim K skills? What, I need a big ass and a sex tape?") But, what he had to say was actually kind of sweet in Kanye-ese.

Gurl, yes. We all meet our Waterloo at least once in parenting. I am a sleep fascist but am constantly losing the food battle. It's either beige foods or meat and dairy and peanut butter for literally days at a time. After pulling my hair out I now just offer him a range of healthy-ish foods and if he doesn't want to…

Yup, "officially" is the key word in this headline.

Ok, but here's a serious question from one nonbeliever to another: how do you talk to your kid about why OTHER people believe in god(s)? We have all these multicultural books with various creation stories and some of them have local deities. My son was like, "what's that? Who's that?" And I was all, "uhhhhh". I think…

I don't get it either! I think the bar for being Christian begins and ends with "do you think Christ is the saviour of humanity and was resurrected?" If, yes - then no matter how nutty your particular sect is - I thought that you qualify as Christian. But, Catholics where I grew up would get teased for so much Mary…

I said it for you ;-)

Yes, but your family could all have the same last name if everyone used YOURS too. See how that works? No one actually gives two shits about a family wanting to have the same name - that makes sense - why it is assumed that it will always be the male parent's name is what is up for debate here.

Yeah, many of my fellow feminists are getting married now and I'm frankly surprised that so many of them are taking their husbands name. It's not necessarily surprising that they would choose to do so because it can be a lot of trouble if your family is conservative or just busybody dicks. But, what's surprising is…

I've even heard people say that Catholics aren't really Christians.

It is popular in most "developed" nations (ugh, I don't have any other non-problematic words i.e. 'first-world'?). Went to an academic conference and there were umpteen papers about "Reading FSOG in [insert country here]". It's the 8th bestselling book OF ALL TIME (not counting the Bible and Koran).

Yeah, I have a nut allergy - don't know which one just that its not peanuts (long story, had a reaction after eating mixed nuts). This means all manner of weird paleo/primal/whatever the fuck diet-religion is all the rage is out for me because they use almond milk and almond flour for every-fucking-thing they cook. I…

I did the same thing with my cousin. We were both about 6 or 7 and played 'doctor' once or twice. Honestly, I think the worst part about it was how the parents reacted when they caught us. It introduced shame into the equation when it really was not about sexuality but more "wow, penises", "cool, vaginas".

omg I thought sex was just naked kissing for the longest time. And made my barbies do it.

My mother-in-law randomly suggested I meet someone who live in her building. I jokingly replied, "Why, is she black?" Anddddd embarrassed silence.

Or people assume that your kids must be like their kids.

Don't feel stupid! It's hopelessly complicated. I don't even enter the fray anymore because someone can always say "You don't know the whole story". Well, of course not. Even the expert diplomats have been having a go at this problem for decades without making anything better.