Huh. Fuck him.

Leonard Cohen’s “Hallelujah” (the only song Snyder has ever heard of)

i actually expected to see a lot more bipartisan donations for that exact reason, but most of these are straight ticket contributions.

They probably thought you know we really only like it for scenes with people fucking.

Fucking RIGHT?

As if we needed more reasons to fucking detest the sentient pile of human shit that calls itself Bobby Kotick...

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Yuzu is a citrus fruit. The other things have taken their names from that.

This seems unnecessarily cruel, but even besides that, my kid doubts me enough on stuff that’s actually true, I don’t need to go muddying the waters and screwing up my credibility with her. It’s all “I know you said X, but Kylie at school said Y.” Didn’t Kylie also tell you she used to live on Mars? Do you think that…

A 1-year extension—only two months before the new year begins—does not seem like all that much of a vote of confidence. It’s relatively short-term, for an 11:35 slot late show. Doing a search, Colbert got a three-year extension to 2023, nine months before his contract would have otherwise expired.

It’s November 1st now so you can be honest with us. Which shadowy cabal is paying you to use the the term “Spooky Season?”

Hmmm... Physicist, botanist, biologist and geneticist. What do those things have in common? Let me think. It will come to me... Oh yes! They are all scientists! Scientists that choose to be ethical know that there is great danger in unregulated and secretive genetic modification of essential, staple crops. Letting…

So you’re saying 85% of the population wasn’t born on January 1st?

Well I think age verification checks are proof that everyone on the internet seeking porn is a paragon of honesty.

“it’s a fantasy for grandparents who want their own Taken, centered around the unforgivable crime of cutting short a grandchild’s visit.”

Crepe cake isn’t Japanese in and of itself (though crepes are popular there), and making something Japanese by adding matcha when that’s just going to spawn a bunch of complaints about ew having to use this gross foreign ingredient no one likes is what’s really striking me as distasteful.

Vote. All of you, if you haven’t already, just fucking vote. You don’t have anything better do. It could be the single most important thing you ever do. Just vote.

I don’t give a shit if he’s right or wrong about lateness. “Dr.” Phil is a shitbag who revels in humiliating others for entertainment. He’s a toxic lump of southern-fried garbage and no one should ever have to hear another word from him again. Anyone mentioning his name in public without dragging him like a legless…

*waves in ADHD, undiagnosed until mid-thirties*