Turn The Left Bottom Middle Sideways Toward The Front-Facing Part. (“It’s not like chess—we don’t get to have cool names for things,” admits the show’s stern but dedicated cube-master.)

The obnoxious part is that he didn’t have to do this. He and his colleagues weren’t desperately in need of income to keep a roof over their heads.

No time for games.

I only cared when Conan O’Brien used clips of the show as part of a running gag.

Muncher looks so depressed.

This is the nature of participating in a sector where the barrier to entry is low, but the extremely thick glass ceiling is only 5 feet above the ground.

You also have to worry about getting an accurate reading. On Thursday, 100 feels just right. On Friday, 100 feels too cold. Is it just your imagination or do you have to calibrate the thermostat?

Student debt relief is not a zero-sum game. It will help to stimulate economic activity and improve the standard of living for everyone, including yourself.

I have a bigger question: When is browning the meat unnecessary?

Why even bother with glass fronts? If you need to see everything, use open shelving instead of cabinets.

The timing of this is suspect. For many years, Russia has been an online haven for piracy of anime.

Most markets in the US use a system that basically locks the wheels if the cart reaches the perimeter of a designated area. When they were first started showing up years ago, people were skeptical and treated it like an urban legend. Eventually, some people had the guts to test it.

Does this mean Ariana Grande is part burying beetle?

I could never get over how he pronounced “rude” in that song. When I initially heard it, it sounded like “cruel” to me. My interpretation made sense because the guy was talking about his hurt feelings despite doing his best to win the dad over. I pictured the problem was over something like being of a different race…

I still can’t get used to the shopping cart thing. I understand that it was designed to stop them from getting stolen, but many people do not like carrying loose change just for this.

The germaphobe thing is likely a lie given how he never wears a mask when he really should. Even his awkward handshake to exert dominance breaks that illusion. It is probably a “don’t touch me” excuse for the people he considers beneath him.

I want an alternative term to use when talking about card games.

It was definitely him. He has helped researchers at BYU design solar arrays for applications in space.

Jimmy Fallon: How dare you! The original was wonderful. Aw... I can’t stay made at you. *messes up your hair*

This level of detail requires modern origami design methodology that is not at all obvious. Thankfully, Robert J. Lang, a physicist and one of the world’s most celebrated origami artists, wrote a book detailing the design process.