I have a fondness for Carol Burnett’s parody because it pointed out how ridiculous the story is.

Be careful of what you wish for. You don’t want to get flooded by Tyler Perry’s catalog.

I was curious about what they are doing now. They have an upcoming album called Gaslighter.

You are simply tired of the self-indulgent navel-gazing.

I shudder to think what would happen if Apatow directed a Pixar movie.

Lawrence hasn’t even gotten an actual job offer and basically used one trip to San Francisco to manipulate Issa’s nostalgia.

Having heard this, let’s just hope Cruz never discovers how much progressive country music exists,

On the other hand, it is now more likely for attendees to stumble across Zoom presentations/panels that “accidentally” devolved into cybersex parties.

Last year, I forgot my water bottle at the local library. When I went back to get it from their lost and found, the librarian had me identify it from an entire shelf dedicated to water bottles people have left behind.

Any thoughts of fruit infused water? They even make water bottles for it.

He isn’t a grower. He is a shrinker.

Having Lilith turn into “a form he can never resist” was priceless. I was not expecting to learn about Lazlo’s weirdly specific/vague “long dark hair and an accent” fetish.

The witches aren’t around the vampires 24/7 to collect all of their nocturnal emissions. Furthermore, the vampires have been self-quarantining themselves from the sun for centuries. Nandor and Laszlo are probably leaving it all over the house on a daily basis, and it has always been part of Guillermo’s job to clean up…

Like most things he does, it is a scam. Before you can “sign” the card, it asks you to donate money. You also have to give an email address so that they can pester you for more money in the future.

It seems like an alternative to spiral cutting hot dogs.

I wish we could get rid his annoying ads on YouTube asking to sign his birthday card.

Fifteen days for delivery? You sweet summer child. YouTubers buying stuff on Wish was trend for a while, and it takes several months for anything to arrive.

Isn’t Riverdale as a whole just circling the drain?

Welcome to the hell that is a homeowner’s association.

Let’s debunk a myth. The equal opportunity offender does not exist. It is just an excuse used by people that want to be hurtful without any consequences.