I read them during my tweens when I found a book of Life in Hell comics at my local library.

The Stormy Daniels case was put on hold to make way for this summit. Is there a way to fast track it now?

Not yet, anyway. It’s a very good fit.

I wonder if this is a trap. Thinking the pressure is off, Draco Malfeasance will probably relax and contact someone that is already under heavy surveillance.

Hey Megan McCain, how would you feel if you killed off your cushy job at The View by refusing to disclose who is funding The Federalist?

And we gotta say, the gap between a meat product and its non-meat counterpart grows ever narrower—Beyond Meat’s brat tastes 95 percent like the real thing. It’s scary and uncanny.

Despite being from Georgia, these guys sure love their KFC.

The only honest apology I’ve encountered is the one from Juliana Rancic when she made fun of Zendaya’s hair.

There is no thought; just greed.

The change in policy could be announced “as soon as the fourth quarter,” Bloomberg reports, or potentially in 2019.

It took me a while to figure it out but it is worth the effort.

With so much suspicious activity going on at the Dollar Tree Orthanc, is it any surprise the FBI was able to secure a FISA warrant to wiretap the place?

If you like playing with the coasters, you might like this coaster game. It’s ideal for playing in bars.

It’s not actually a new processing method. Air-chilled chicken has been available for decades in Europe. It’s development came from panic about salmonella and reducing risk of salmonella contamination due to the water-chilling method.

I don’t understand why people are surprised by the responses in the video. Millenials have grown up with far more options in terms for “fast food” than I did. When you have access to things like gourmet food trucks, you don’t have to settle.

He is an actual crisis actor. This scumbag showed up to the scene of a tragedy and pretends to care just to get attention.

I’d just call it a killing machine at this point. The ammosexuals always try to turn the discussion into a semantic argument because the precise definition of “assault weapon” is more important than the lives lost by them.

Do they make a satisfying clacking sound in the spokes of a bicycle?

My favorite review on their Facebook page:

The crispy bits are what makes fried rice so good.